A Prideful Northerner

Living in Orlando Florida it has been known to get hot, but as a northerner I moved down here thinking “wow that’s awesome”. No longer did I have to worry about losing a toe to frostbite, having to put on several layers before going outside, I was finally going to be warm. So I moved down here as a northerner thinking I didn’t need Manchester air conditioning, after all as long as I wasn’t cold I would be fine, and I could save some money on electricity. However, I shortly realized I couldn’t have been more wrong, when Southerners talk about the heat they aren’t kidding. When it gets upwards of 90 degrees I’m really regretting my decision and so are my friends and family as I get crabbier and crabbier the hotter I get. Some days I just stare at the thermostat wondering if I will ever be cold again.